In 2003, Alan designed our first shirt, which he stole from a bumper sticker he saw at a gift shop. Needing to free up his time, he employed Peintz to do his Monkey Work. Here is the fine result of about 2 minutes worth of creative effort. In 2008, Peintz stole the color and design of the Wok 'N Roll T-Shirts and tried to pass it off as an original idea. No one was fooled.
It's no secret! Hockman is a popular figure around the Ishman Fishman Fishing Club and it's no wonder why so many people are anxious to have their picture taken with Hockman. Here is just a small sampling from the archives.
Wall Of Hock
Here, an excited Ishman is proud to be
photographed with Hock at an east end farm stand.
photographed with Hock at an east end farm stand.
Mr. Howie contains his glee just being in the same room as Hock.
John The Liar used to keep his wedding picture in his wallet, but that was before he had a chance to pose with the ever popular Hockman.
Despite the poor quality of this photo, the Emperor still treasures it because he had a chance to be seen with Hock.
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Here we see the ever popular Hock in charge of the grill at the 2008 Barbeque. A watchful Peintz watches and learns from Hock.
Alan, a primitive cro-magnon man living in modern times, has mastered "sign language" and passed it on to his fellow cavemen.
On the left, we see Ishman with the cooler he bought that morning. He was dreaming of finally bringing home fresh fish and clutched the cooler as he slept.
On the right, we see that cooler two hours later after Alan took a nasty shit in it.
Here's Ishman's car on the day he smashed it up while he was watching a funeral procession on the S. Conduit on December 31, 1991. According to eyewitness Josh Kaplan, Ish drove it underneath the back of a truck and didn't even brake.
John The Liar won $100 when he entered this photo in The Most Beautiful Baby Photo Contest in 1997.
On the left, we see a one year old Ishman with a load of shit in his pants.
On the right we see a 55 year old Ishman as he just shit himself and hurriedly leaves a Chinese restaurant.
On the right we see a 55 year old Ishman as he just shit himself and hurriedly leaves a Chinese restaurant.
Alan shaved his head and balls for the 2005 trip.
Here we see Russ as he models the latest in Fishwear at the annual Fisherman's Fall Fashion Show.
2005
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2008
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2004
2003
2006
2009
2010
Hall Of Pientz T- Shirt Designs
Ishman Fishman Fishing Club
2011
2010
Stripped bass?
I have to laugh!. . .
I have to laugh!. . .
The design Alan stole
from a bumper sticker
from a bumper sticker
What a dope!!
Montauk, the Twin Towers and fishing all in one shirt???
Montauk, the Twin Towers and fishing all in one shirt???
2012
I don't care how much Pientz explains it - it will always look like a golfer was standing on a boat and just smacked a fish in the face 400 yards with a driver. His legend just keeps growing! Another $20 paint rag!!!
From 2013 on each year onward, the shirts were burned or used to pick up spills before we could photgraph them. Basically, it's the same shit, but a different year. We appreciate the mighty efforts, though!t